twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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cruelhand:

Cute girls who are secretly kinky as fuck in the bedroom

Here’s my full video for Project Fandom. Please excuse how tired I look, and how choked up/emotional I get sometimes. I’m a nerrrrd.

My room mate just turned to me and told me that my life was like a perfume commercial. “It’s sort of weird and glamorous and I’m not really sure what’s happening or what you’re trying to sell, but I am intrigued” and that is the weirdest compliment I’ve ever recieved.

Job’s I’ve held since 16:

  • Retail at Hancock Fabrics
  • visual merchandiser for some truly hideous clothes
  • Cake Decorator/Apprentice Pastry Chef
  • Book wench at Borders
  • Counter of dry cleaners (it was basically my job to dig through pockets when clothes were turned in and make sure nothing was lost or stolen except this was a dry cleaners literally in the middle of nowhere on the side of a highway in central Texas so 90% of the things I got were dusty blue jeans)
  • Yaoi manga artist (I went by a pen name, I will never tell you what it was, it was TERRIBLE)
  • Regular Comic Artist
  • Face Painter/Body Painter/Clown
  • Glorified Interior Design Librarian
  • Some sort of weird tea blender idek
  • Can I say professional fan? I get to go places because I’m a fan sometimes, does that count? I feel like that’s too easy and shouldn’t count.
  • I modeled a couple of times in middle school?? That barely counts too so whatever.

So on facebook the other day I decided I would get in shape this winter by learning as many ParaPara dances as possible, and my little sister commented that she would do the same, and so I challenged her to a ParaPara competition when we got together for Christmas, and we’re super into it, and I want to design cool competition shirts for us to wear because that’s the sort of dumb thing I do, but I need something clever and witty to call our sibling ParaPara competition and I just got nothin’ right now.

C’mon my precious chicken nuggets, help me think of a title for my ParaPara competition. I know you can do it.